MLB SLOGANS 2013
Seattle Mariners - Swept Out To Sea!
Texas Rangers - We Are Texas
Oakland Athletics - Everyone Please Be Safe
Los Angeles Angels - We Still Have Vernon!
*NOW UPDATED* - We Finally Got Rid Of Vernon!
Houston Astros - It Gets Worse
Cleveland Indians - A Big Professional Baseball Team
Kansas City Royals - Major League Moments
Chicago White Sox - Window's Closed, Door's Open
Minnesota Twins - Grapefruit League Champions, 2011
Detroit Tigers - We're Pr-r-r-r-r-r-retty Good!
New York Yankees - Let's Be Careful Out There*
Tampa Bay Rays - Apparently Money's Stronger Than Math
Toronto Blue Jays - Sorry For Any Inconvenience Caused
Baltimore Orioles - The Safer Camden!
Boston Red Sox - They Call Him John Lackey
San Diego Padres - Make Wins, Not WAR
Los Angeles Dodgers - Big Stars, Magic Nights
San Francisco Giants - Seriously, You Guys Let Us Win Again?
Arizona Diamondbacks - We Exist
Colorado Rockies - Peyton Manning!
Chicago Cubs - There's Always Three Or Four Years From Now
St. Louis Cardinals - Cardinals Cardinals Cardinals Kill Kill Kill
Pittsburgh Pirates - McCutch Ya at the Game!
Cincinnati Reds - Everyone Loves A Red
Milwaukee Brewers - Win Or Lose, There's Always Beer
New York Mets - ted still needs to submit this make sure this doesn't get printed
Washington Nationals - Barack Obama Is So Cool
Philadelphia Phillies - Fuck Us! No, Fuck You! Fuck!
Atlanta Braves - Yeah, Still Doing That
Miami Marlins - Estamos Fiesta Pescadores
BONUS LIGHTNING ROUND
Montreal Expos - Mes Amis, Nous Avons Encore Tant De Boites De Chapeaux Et Chemises
*EXTRA BONUS LIGHTNING VIDEO WHICH EXPLAINS THE YANKEES SLOGAN
Seriously, just watch until 0:55. Or skip to it. I guarantee you won't regret it.