Behold: a photo from Yankee Stadium several hours before Opening Day oh wait just kidding it's actually the 9th inning of their first game

Not that us Red Sox fans can take immense pride in how great our fanbase is, but come on Yankees, this is abysmal.

Is the "AL scout" actually Brian Cashman?

Oh, so if Texas would give up one of their two elite infield prospects, the Yankees would consider trading a middle reliever?  Thanks for the analysis, Mr. "AL scout".

Taken from the Boston Globe